For. Long. That what the NFL stands for, right? Detroit snapped its 19game losing streak.Since early February, we've had to get by with such mundane pursuits as pretending we care about politics, spending quality time with the kids, or gasp! watching the occasional hockey game (a caveat: this usually occurred only when flipping through channels in a futile bid to find someone yelling about Tim Tebow). The 50inch, hidef screen is our pulpit. All is right with the world unless our team loses, of course.

This year I have the same strategy in mind and the QB that I am eying is Orton. I think Orton has the potential to be a real sleeper this year and his skills should improve dramatically under the tutelage of McDipshit. Orton was officially named the Broncos starting QB this week but was there ever any doubt that he would beat out Chris "I don't have nearly the talent or desire as my father" Simms? Orton possesses a 2112 record as a starter and although not possessin