It's hard to imagine a crime that will top this one: A court has upheld a conviction against a man who spent a week in jail for . Catastrophic diarrhea.1. Man goes to jail for leaving bathroom a, ahem, dump: Ronald Strong, 50, says he didn't mean to leave the bathroom of a federal courthouse in Maine covered in poop.Smith and Cooper were teammates with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers for part of the 2004 season, when Cooper was a rookie, according to the NFL's Web site. Smith, who entered the league with Tampa Bay in 2002, went on to play for the Washington Redskins before moving to the Lions for the 2006 season. Cooper has played for six teams in his fiveseason career..

"People thought that was crazy too, but it been running for three years now and I hear from parents who say, did let my kids go to the park today. It takes something to start breaking up the ice, this thick layer of ice over childhood, and if I giving a little tap with an ice pick to crack, than I happy to.