Linebackers coach (and former Def. Coordinator) Bob Sutton is a very underrated coach that has been retained throughout multiple coaching changes. He has been praised by Rex Ryan many times.I loved writing fuckedup shit and this was a great chance to show everybody I deserved my job, even if I had never wanted it and then gotten it simply because there was no better choice. Classics like "I'm in Love with a Dead Dog", and "Jmme Apelles Jacques Cousteau" flew from my flair pen as I huddled at the two dollar burrito hut which had become my primary source of nutrition (we were forbidden from using the kitchen). When it was my turn to do my thing I knocked it out fairly quickly, mostly due to the fact that time was running out, the weed was completely gone, PJ was getting pissier, and everything was sounding like it had been recorded over the phone..

Temple over VCU As Ram fans curse my name while reading this, please take comfort in the fact that this is a